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No more leavin' love, you can thank the spammers.
03.12.2006 - Posted by: bunk
Hi all.Nice site.
12.24.2005 - Posted by: Oi Skin
Oi to the world fuck heads. Merry sexmas, if you celebrate it in Houserville. The Libs probably told you that it wasn't allowed but kwanzaa is ok, so get out you soldering iron and hail Maulana Karenga. Nice message board. It looks like it turned into a swap meet. Pretty soon the reggies will be trading x box and playstation games with the plastic and price tags still affixed.
09.01.2005 - Posted by: utm
as many know, we're not in the habit of fucking people over (unless you ask us nicely), but rumor has it that we're not 'national' enough to keep company with the other bands. as a neat-o consolation prize, said photos are availible for viewing on our very own pics page, in the gallery dated 1-24-05.
08.30.2005 - Posted by:
so what happened to your link on the crowbar's website... who'd you fuck over to have that removed????
07.23.2005 - Posted by: Bob (Billy)
Hey guys whats up, long time no see or hear. Hopefully this late fall early winter we'll get a couple good shows out here in Erie for ya. People miss you, they always bug me to get you guys out here. Anyways take it easy, someday I will be in touch again.. but until then, keep rockin and good luck with the e.p. and guitarist slot.
07.07.2005 - Posted by: shawn
play a show in johnstown. i miss you guys please come back to play somtime soon
06.28.2005 - Posted by: trez-doggy-dizzle
so it would seem as though now is the time for BLACK AZ KNIGHT to shine...am i wrong here dude?...am i wrong?
06.03.2005 - Posted by: Greg van Horn
Are you guys playing on Saturday at the Brewery? Me and my loose lipped slut wife were hoping to come. The show list was updated and that saturday june 4th show disappeared like cindy song from the upcoming schedule.
06.03.2005 - Posted by: Harry
Hey guys Wiskerbisket here.Doing an all age show for Underground TV at Crowbar Monday Nioght w/ 4Days Dirty and Silver Sunday .. check it out ! if ur around.Rock on Brothas!Hope u fill the void...
06.03.2005 - Posted by: johnstone
unfortunately, we are not playing on saturday. after the sudden departure of mr. patrick w. newby we disscussed amongst ourselves and decided that at this point in the band, it would be inappropriate to perform as a three piece. keep an eye on the site for more news as it becomes availible.
06.03.2005 - Posted by: utm
no brewery show saturday. sorry...
05.30.2005 - Posted by: Blue Eyed Devil
I don't like you should do what you done and I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be. Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain, or nohz, or britva any time. I'm not have you aiming tolchoks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
05.28.2005 - Posted by: upset
tell me it's not true???? is it true??? :(
05.27.2005 - Posted by: Duste
darkness surrounds the light, sort of like a protector, or is it the other way around...into the darkness
05.20.2005 - Posted by: mudzo
thanks swiftboat, rubbers are cool and we will have some to give out. catch is you gotta use 'em, g. and the best time is after the show when everyone is liquored up 'n all.
05.19.2005 - Posted by: Swiftboat '78
greetings assbeards, Can you guys bring the basket of rubbers to the show on saturday? Too many cocktails and that one hitter at the last brewery show lead to a rash on my shaft from some unknown hog that attended your show. I'm sure others will put support behind a full basket of rubbers at the brewery on saturday. In addition, you will be helping your own cause at the same time because those rubs equal better traction through mud, but I'm sure you bearded clams already knew that.
05.15.2005 - Posted by: Ben
Great show at the Brewery - State College, PA!! Nice mullet
05.13.2005 - Posted by: ted
sweet store... gotta love the utm merch.
05.11.2005 - Posted by: bigtrezdizzle
my member throbs in rememberance of johnstone's pink star fruit...
05.09.2005 - Posted by: shawn
you guys have to get a show in johnstown somtime soon
05.03.2005 - Posted by: Sue
how ya guys doin? comin to philly soon?
04.14.2005 - Posted by: Billy
Hey guys, just got the fliers in that you sent me... I was so tempted to just put them down my pants instead of up on a wall. As good as it would feel on my manhood i figured it would be a crime to not allow all the kids around here not to understand what the glory of UTM is. Masterbatorically speaking that is.
04.14.2005 - Posted by: happy boobies
mine boobings are not so happy that there have not been any shows for us underage kiddes in a while. but these will be happy boobs in june when these boobs will be legally able to get into bars to get drunk and bounce around to the sexy music of utm.
04.12.2005 - Posted by: Jerrica ( u signed my leg)
Hey you guys kick ass! the show sunday night was awesome .. sry fer the lil crowned ! but it was still tons and tons of fun !! but come back and play with sever again!!! PLEASE!!!! maybe you can sign my leg again ! or ill have sumthin that will stay! but thnx fer an awesome show! lun n peace
04.12.2005 - Posted by: the child of death 666
you guyz kicked ass just keep tearing shit up and i thank all of you guyz for signing the kick ass poster if you guyz come back this way we should party have fun and my mom says thaxs for letting her rest her foot on your merchindise box later guyz
04.11.2005 - Posted by: TwistedRazor
I -Heart- you. I have pictures from the foxes show. If you'd like some e-mail me. twistedrazor@hotmail.com
04.11.2005 - Posted by: SHARPSKN
WHOOPED ASS ON YOUR GAME. BEAT NAZIS OFTEN!
04.08.2005 - Posted by: chitty
sup fellas and lady fellas i am gonna come see yas and foxes so hope to see ya
04.07.2005 - Posted by: Jacob Finklestein
Since we are posting ads, I have a GE desk lamp full of clandestine possibilities, and it is available for sale on the UTM message board at its low amortized cost. Whether you are reading your favorite column in the new york times, or you need some direct light on those plants growing in your closet or basement, this lamp is perfect for a hippie or vegan. Contact (717) 234-4901.
04.05.2005 - Posted by: Hammerstroke
Hey be sure to check out our latest release on Turkeyvulture records. It is a compilation with bands like: M.O.D., NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE, NORTH SIDE KINGS, NEW SOCIETY OF ANARCHISTS, NO CLASS CITIZEN, MARY’S CUNT, WARBORN, GRAVITY, JASON FROST & THE LOVE JUNKIES, BURDEN OF CONVENIENCE, ENSLAVIOR, PROJECKT DAGHAUS, SOCIETY HIGH, EXTREEM ECZEEM, HAMMERSTROKE, LETHAL REJECTION, RESENT, ONE IN THE SAME, EVERSINCEVE etc.
04.03.2005 - Posted by: u know us lisa and travis
u guys suck! but the online game is awesome! Drummer is the master of cowboy yoga... Newby has a gay groupie with a striped shirt.... MORE ORIGINALS!..!..!..?.. word. p.s. u can still play sanitarium
04.03.2005 - Posted by: Mike (Bow Down)
Hey cant wait to play with u guys on the 16th. Check out our site www.bowdownpa.com
03.30.2005 - Posted by: Dakota (Webmaster at pf)
Hey guys. i was listening to some of your samples and you guys kick ass. i look forward to seeing you at Fox's with SeVeR. i still dont know how im gonna move after the show. later guys and see ya soon
03.30.2005 - Posted by: j
your cd rocks..................... word.
03.30.2005 - Posted by: Gina
You guys rocked the last time i saw you at the brewery!!!! Keep it up, see you next time and i need to get a t-shirt!!
03.25.2005 - Posted by: pantera pat
Greeting UTM. Its your least fav. drunk irishmen droping a line from the gutters of las vegas. Home of cheap drinks loose women and the poor kids that have me as a teacher. Just think i am shaping the future of america ever day who was the dumb ass who hired me for this job cant believe he still has a job. Well just wanted to drop a quick line and tell you guys you need to get your asses out to vegas some time. Till next time drink one for me.
03.25.2005 - Posted by: that guy below me
Oops, touchy enter button. Hey, almost done the demo. We don't suck anymore?!?! hope to play Penn State again soon. Keep rockin'
03.25.2005 - Posted by: George (Joe Stone's Friend, YAY)
03.18.2005 - Posted by: johnstone
the hangout is indeed christian-sponsored, but it is rented just like any other venue. i wouldn't exactly call it an alignment, but then again, we're a bit subversive, so perhaps our plot to corrupt the youth of america is showing. sorry about that, we'll put it away now. in any event, we rock the shit out of that place every time we play there and it's a cool place to see bands, so make your own assesment.
03.18.2005 - Posted by: Guess
Wow. You guys played a show sponsored by the Christian institute of human relations? That is some hardcore shit. Seriously. I don't trust sacred folk as far as I can prophesy them... you are bold to align yourselves. Actually, I commend the CIHR for giving you a chance - I will give them a chance in return.
03.17.2005 - Posted by: Billy (BOB)
Hey guys.. here is some more info for the April 16th show at the edinboro hangout. Cru Jones an Indie punk/rock band will be joining us. The cost is $5.00 at the door.. show starts at 7 pm. See you guys there.. keep it cool!
03.04.2005 - Posted by: Bruce don't call me Ash Campbell
Dan, When you get back from Bethlehem this weekend, can you wire my a bag of orange haired nuggs from your garden town home in Meiserville-houserville? Thanks in advance Mephisto. You're the best ever right next to blueberry oolong tea from turkey hill.
03.04.2005 - Posted by: George (No Reason to Live)
The show at The Brewery was a blast, you guys fuckin' rocked ass. Hope to play again with you guys. Maybe by then i'll have as good a bass rig as Mudzo. Keep on Rockin'
03.01.2005 - Posted by: Simon/Render
Hey guys, can't wait for the show with ya on the 19th. Should be a hell of a fun time.
02.27.2005 - Posted by: Salvatore
Just saw you guys at the brewery here in state college. You guys fuckin rock! Keep up the great job and come back and play again soon!
02.27.2005 - Posted by: Mick
Just saw you guys last night at the Brewery. All I can say is "Goddamn"! I didn't anybody was playing music like that anymore. I thought no more real metal was going to written when Dimebag Darrell died, but now I have something to look forward to! Keep kickin' balls!
02.01.2005 - Posted by: shawn
hello everyone it would be very enjoyable if you came to the beutiful town of johnstown and played a show again
01.28.2005 - Posted by: Frontline Skin
Oi assbeards, I heard the sexcellent news that you guys are performing at a hoedown in front of the local reds out at the arena formerly known as the last mullet. That should be real horrorshow. I might have to make an appearance at that mesto and viddy your performance for kicks and lashings of the old ultraviolent. Watch out for the bearded clams, or you might wake up with a curly stuck in your teeth.
01.27.2005 - Posted by: Pollock Man (K. Coopey)
Who is Matt? Why is he travelling? When his travels are over where will he be? What did he find on his journey? Is he physically travelling or rather exploring his own self-concious? Is Matt really a person or the figment of one's over-active imagination? Is his journey one of sorrow, exploration, joy, or wonder?
01.20.2005 - Posted by: Holly
Hey Mudzo u asshole u never emailed me back. U guys sound cool, u should make your way towards Iowa. Than i can take advantage of Mudzo. Well just thought i'd say "hey, whats up"
01.13.2005 - Posted by: Dom
Yeah, I agree with Gary, y'all need to come play in Pittsburgh. What is up Patrick W. Newby and the rest of you sexual deviants? Hope things are going well. My buddy Mikey saw you guys this past weekend and said you guys kicked balls, so I'm sure things are rolling along just fine. Just remember, when in doubt, smear your crotch with the scent of rotten rainbow trout...and the ladies love it too! Anywho...Pat what the hell is your email address? Mine is dominicvalenti@yahoo.com I need to discuss my deepest and darkest inner urges with you, and until you write me an email, I will sit here staring at the computer screen, telling myself over and over again that transgender relationships really can work between two part time puppeteers. Til next time Keep it real Dom
01.09.2005 - Posted by: Gary
Just saw you guys at the Brewery the other day and the show was awesome! You guys need to come play in Pittsburgh.
12.25.2004 - Posted by: EthAN
hey guys thanx again for squirting the christmas spirit deep into my soul and maybe a little down the back of my leg hohoho who ya gonna blow?hohohowho's gonna know? up on the roof top dick dick dick. better stop now before i make myself sick.oon. love you guys, and that was really nice of you guys working at the homeless retardo-teen shelter this year. merry christmas and keep rockin in the freeworld yourpal, ethan
12.24.2004 - Posted by: Becky
What's up boys? Mad love from Portland, OR. Maybe you should work on your west coast tour, cause i would love to see you all again!!!! I miss you, loves. :) Hope all is still rocking out in S.C. and just know that I am still getting wasted everyday and am still missing my UTM shows, being that girl. :) Porn, peace, and chicken grease, love you all kids. Take care loves.
12.13.2004 - Posted by: JT
pat whats going on give me a call your site is pimptastic. pat leave the chipmunks alone big nose and glasses are enough we dont need long hair too.
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12.09.2004 - Posted by: elfish half homo
12.09.2004 - Posted by: sabarese
yo, UTM bruthas and sistas... i hope i can make it to a show pretty damn soon, lest i become more queerish also, i'm hoping that your visitors will check out my forum for performing musicians. http://www.eastcoastbandnetwork.com rock on!
12.03.2004 - Posted by: Duste
Okee so i was summoned by a ghost to report back to head-quaters...accessing the 3rd brainstem now....and cheers to all who rock and have rocked before.....Mudzombie and crew let all monsters feast upon fresh brainz....rotting always Duste
11.24.2004 - Posted by: TOM--AHE
Hey guys, awesome set last night! That's the heaviest I've ever heard you sound!!! Keep up the good work! We'll have to line up some more shows together in the future...
11.23.2004 - Posted by:
that's the less a hair i ever seen!!
11.16.2004 - Posted by: billy
i love you. play in j town again
11.07.2004 - Posted by: Kat (AKA Ghost)
hey guys, i dont know you personally but your music is kickass, Duste if you read this, get ahold of me man, i havent talked to you in like forever. love, ghost. my yahoo screen name is angeleyescodeblue7. anyone can IM.
11.01.2004 - Posted by: Phyllis
Saw you guys on Halloween Eve! You guys rock!!!
10.29.2004 - Posted by: b
pssstt... http://promocds.net/images/temp/other/utmscan.jpg no thats not a pube, its a dog hair. Well actually I guess it could be a pube...
10.28.2004 - Posted by: DUNCAN
HEY UTM, YOU GUYS ROCK!!! THANKS FOR THE JOLLY GOOD TIME ROCKING OUT WITH YOU. THANKS FOR THE CDS AND FOR PLAYING A SONG FOR THE SOLDIERS IN IRAQ. IF YOU PLAN TO COME TO FISHKILL, NEW YORK LET ME KNOW.-DUNCAN YOUR FRIEND FROM THE EAST BAY AND AN ORIGINAL CIRCA 1989 OPIV/CRIMPSHRINE/15 FAN
10.23.2004 - Posted by: AT HOPE'S END
SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN... ...and visit www.athopesend.com
10.20.2004 - Posted by: victor pulak
i am going to be with abby bernstein tonight and if you dont like it you can just go ahead and fuck yourself.
10.16.2004 - Posted by: susie
Ok stop, I feel like I'm watching regional theatre you guys. God am I in the Cleveland Playhouse or something? You'll never be ready to play with Chaz W. Wristband.
09.21.2004 - Posted by: Oregonian
When are you babies gonna suck it up and do a west coast tour?
09.08.2004 - Posted by: Assoc. Professor Newman
Sept 25th, how can i choose between UTM and Bad Hair Day?!? Bad Hair Day it is.. Oct. 16th, Jordan Knight is going to rock my world.
09.02.2004 - Posted by: Duste
Inside every atom sits a well lit room with thousands of robots...And they are watching you always and recording...Soon the time will come for you to see what truths mankind has always sought...but not till the time is right...
08.04.2004 - Posted by: Mike
Pat you bastard, it's the former drummer of Judgement in Chicago. I heard things went well on the UTM tour, that rocks. The new audio clips on the site sound great, it seems like you guys have your shit together. I seen the tease to the trailer, stop teasing me like that, you know i don't like to be teased. I'm gonna make a trip to the state college area within a month. Hopefully you guys have some shows booked in that area by then. Keep rocking
08.03.2004 - Posted by: matt
down but not out
07.30.2004 - Posted by: Jon Ladd of 7-10 split
I love you guys..when are we going to hang out again?
07.28.2004 - Posted by: sab
for shame! what love i meant to give, i gave in err... and such a shame to mis-quote the great Buddha Stalin! it should read, "...wee wee Popsicle, tinkle..."
07.28.2004 - Posted by: sabarese
Diarrhea Milkshake, Poo Poo! Wee Wee Posicle Tinkle! --Buddah Stalin
07.16.2004 - Posted by: Joanne
Pat: It's your worst nightmare. Bridget's sister. Thanks for giving this old head some kick ass music to listen too and see live. You guys are great. Rock on! Joanne
07.15.2004 - Posted by: Haleigh
hey your site and music are great but the game kicks ass!!! lol keep it up !
06.24.2004 - Posted by: Doug Martinez
Hey, We Played A Show With You Guys In Edinboro, You Guys Kick So Much Ass, your Style Is like Nothing I Heard. Keep It Up
06.19.2004 - Posted by: pete
i love you
06.19.2004 - Posted by: shawn
you guys should come play at a show down in johnstown again
06.14.2004 - Posted by: Devin
Thanks doozer! your repin elk county!! im from elk county! im from ridgway! where u from dude
06.14.2004 - Posted by: doozer
St. marys you know the used to call me the anti-flag kid
06.13.2004 - Posted by: doozer
Hey devin i think if you click the accuracy on the first time it passes the center of the ass and click the power thing the first time it fills up the drummer slides farther. Reprsentin the old Elk County.
06.13.2004 - Posted by: Devin
Okay nevermind I got 59.4 on for my highest score and im in the top 10 2 times!! haha woot im the master
06.12.2004 - Posted by: Devin
Hey UTM I need to know something Iv been stressing over this thing for weeks I cant even sleep because of it...if there any secrets to the game on the site!! the highest i got was 56! ARGH!! post answer soon or e-mail me at devin_bryndel@hotmail.com
06.07.2004 - Posted by: anomanous
tell pat if he wants to look gayer to wear his short shorts that his nuts hang out of.
06.02.2004 - Posted by: Sara
Just wanted to say, great show in the basement tonight. You guys rocked out. Keep it up. ;D
06.01.2004 - Posted by: raymond-karrtunz
can't wait for you guys to visit again. CD is gettin lots of play between bands, and lots of people askin, 'who's dat?' be safe, keep it wrapped! later -rk
05.31.2004 - Posted by: Kiersten
YO Guys what's up??? I miss u guys rockin it out...Hope to see u Guys Play Soon.. U need to send me a cd down this way...U guys need to come here and show NJ what music is all about...Keep on Rockin.....Later
05.31.2004 - Posted by: Sara
Just checking out the site. I listened to the cd Greg.. I like it a lot. Thanks :) Hopefully I'll get to see you guys play soon! <3
05.26.2004 - Posted by: chi chi
sexy stripper pat makes me horny when he dances.
05.17.2004 - Posted by: Danielle-the waitress
Hey! You guys definately play those "ten foot poles"! I was impressed. Keep it up. Mudzo your the greatest!
05.15.2004 - Posted by: Jessica
hey u guys are the best! you definately gotta play at the hangout again, sorry that most of the people left, they have no idea what they missed. your new cd kicks major ass!!!! everyone who doesnt have it better get it. well im out, peace
05.13.2004 - Posted by: Josh
My bands called The Dark Side of Velvet, and were playing a show with you guys tomorrow night at the Hangout. It's a pretty nice venue, anyways. I'm just sittin here checkin out your guys mp3's. Not too bad, I like it, and from looking at the bands youve shared bills with(Skycamefalling, Zao, Belvedere) I'm already impressed. I cant wait to play tomorrow night, its gonna be a fun show. I got about 40 kids I know comin out to see us, and I think theyll appreciate your music as well(were more of a metal/hardcore style, less punk) but i think we'll mesh together well. Just make sure you guys have merch for sale, I think youll be sellin. Ill find you guys and talk to you at the show. get there around 6? thats when doors open. That way there isnt too many people and its easier to see you. contact me, thedarksideofvelvet@hotmail.com or call my cell, 814-881-3657
05.13.2004 - Posted by: Duste
hey there rockers, i'm buzzing to start a project here in state college. something strange. So if you have any ideas email me at lethargic_zombie@hotmail.com Cheers UTM!!!
05.11.2004 - Posted by: daniel
hey, thanks for rocking cline in chattanooga. hopefully we'll still be alive to have you again and pay you what you deserve. take care, daniel
05.04.2004 - Posted by: Stephanie
Hey guys i saw you in nashville at the muse you guys rock!! you know my big sis angela and her friend tony!! yea hit me back at the email rbrdcky1234@hotmail.com!!! yea
05.02.2004 - Posted by: Crazed Spirit
Do no forget to check out MANOWAR.COM
05.02.2004 - Posted by: Duste
We are all strung together like really bad treads. These words call forth every right for destruction, though life cannot grant us one moment of clarity...so with-out further adieu Paul Palace...............
05.02.2004 - Posted by: Paul Palace
O.K....here we go. Where should I begin? Twelve years and seven thousand gallons of vodka ago, I still had assumed a general level of innocence and trust in the misconstrued sense of grand design that the god that was about to betray me had written. Society was an efficient flow of souls who had no intention other than making life's gauntlet easier for one another. Oh, but the initial cause of all things couldn't settle for that...it had to piss me off. Now, the only entertainment or pleasure I can derive from this barren rock is that which I can fashion for myself... ...or so I thought. Before I watched the first Uncle Travelling Matt show, I truly believed that I was alone in the universe. However... ...from the opening lights on the darkened stage until the final syllable of your orchestral candor, I started to cum in my pants and I couldn't stop. For once, I was not the only one. You guys truly understand the subtle art and beauty behind the process of doing the old in-and-out on a corpse. I mean...ohhhhhh...rigapussy fits just like a glove. When I go in, it feels like I'm deflowering a virgin. Ohhhh....it's so fucking tight, the mere mention of the concept by ink to paper forces me to change my underwear at this juncture of this message... Hold on... ...ohhhhh ...there we go. Anyway, thanks for letting me know that I'm not the only one who feels this way. Love, Paul Palace
04.30.2004 - Posted by: The Garbage man
Inside your garbage can, I see you in the garbage that you throw away...
04.27.2004 - Posted by: tre-little
everyone is made of CABBAGE! - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
04.27.2004 - Posted by: Abe Simpson
if you ever go back in time, don't touch anything...
04.21.2004 - Posted by: Duste
In outer space please be careful not to poop in your spacesuits. Because the poop will fly up into your visor. Thank you
04.21.2004 - Posted by: Kit
You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But, you can't pick your friends nose? But what about your brothers? I like Chris' boogers. Can't wait to see y'all rip it in the dirrty dirtty.
04.19.2004 - Posted by: Zach
Hey, this is Zach from Society's Downfall. I had so much fun on the 17th in Kane with you guys. You guys fucking kick ass, and i love the cd lots. Thanks again.
04.19.2004 - Posted by: UTM
yo bob, we're always ready to party and we can't wait to get up there and see our psycho erie friends.
04.15.2004 - Posted by: Bob!
Hows it going guys... Looking forward to playing April 27th? Well it should be fun. We're gunna party hard at will's afterwards. We'll maybe not too hard, but we'll try our best. See you guys then
04.14.2004 - Posted by: what you say?
i can count to schfifty five. are you ready baby? awright. schwam. doo. too and heif. scheven. schfourteen-teen. schwenty seven heif. 27, 37, what you say?
04.03.2004 - Posted by: Nate D
Dude Yoou Guys FUCKN ROCked at THE CLUB in Ridgway!!! I dont like punk as much as most ppl..and when i heard you guys i went crazy...i never a thought ud play that kind of music When will u guys be comin out with an album? i will b like the first ones to buy it! haha well come back soon to the well or THe club it doesnt matter! see ya laters
04.02.2004 - Posted by: Steve
They will be in Atlanta "D" Sunday, May 9 TBA The Sanctuary 840 Marieeta St. Atlanta, GA 30318
03.30.2004 - Posted by: gg arwen
good show in jtown. love the misfits cover. see you next time youplay here.
03.25.2004 - Posted by: d
you guys are sexy as hell, especially your drummer...but you need to spread the love down south (Atlanta) so i can get a piece of the action...
03.25.2004 - Posted by: 1 gay ninja
i think i just saw 'beating u' here in nashville, tn. "eat?"
03.20.2004 - Posted by: ben
hi! it was an excellent set! as usual, im impressed with the groove and aggression in your music and the energy and tightness that you guys have on stage. im sorry i had to leave before the set ended cos i had to move my car away. but i caught most of it. heya! see you guys soon! and have a great tour! rock on! ben www.hammerstroke.com
03.19.2004 - Posted by: sabarese
rock on, rockstars!
03.17.2004 - Posted by: johnstone
yes, we are playing at the house on friday the 19th. remember that we're celebrating st. patty's day a little late, and you should be appropriately festive.
03.17.2004 - Posted by:
Hey guys, saw that the show last night was cancelled; you all still playing at the house this Friday night?!?! I hope!
03.10.2004 - Posted by: mudzo
thanks brian for bringing this game to my attention. it has helped me see the fact that there is not enough gore and blood in the smack drummer game. we'll see if we can change that soon.
03.09.2004 - Posted by: Brian
A game almost as fun as smack drummer, and alot bloodier too... http://mirrored.flabber.nl/bloody.pingu
03.07.2004 - Posted by: Kiersten
yo I miss u guys I am in NJ now come play some shows here...Dan give me a call....Keep on rockin
03.04.2004 - Posted by: numba 1
I am the best. I rule the earth. The rest of you puny humans should cower at the mere thought of the might that is Me. My smack drummer score is testament to My greatness. Take some, bitches!
02.29.2004 - Posted by: ben
hi! we're hammerstroke thanx guys! we appreciate you letting us open the night for you. our site is on its way www.hammerstroke.com btw, the aggression and grooves you guys have in your originals are awesome! also, we are very impressed by the energy and showmanship that you guys have on stage!!! rock on!!!
02.28.2004 - Posted by: joe mama
hey fuckers see you at brewery. im ready to drink you pussies under the table.
02.21.2004 - Posted by: dan mudzo
hey greg awesome website, those songs are straight, if you want any of those videos i was tellin you about email me mudzo535@sbcglobal.net
02.18.2004 - Posted by: shpang
tony is the holder of the game and the top scores list... there were no shenanigans involved the top scores list will be reset every month, and we'll keep a record of the top ten from every month on a separate page. so don't give up your hopes of smack drummer fame and glory just because this month's list seems almost uncrackable
02.18.2004 - Posted by: a concerned citizen
i am going to declare 'shenanigans' on shpang! this is a serious accusation but it is justified. he is the smack drummer programmer and he also has the high score of....59.9 feet!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02.16.2004 - Posted by: shit
shit
02.16.2004 - Posted by: oh
ok, so yesterday was in fact yours. but today is definately mine.
02.16.2004 - Posted by: eat it
nah, BITCH. the day is mine! just one fucking tenth short of sixty.
02.15.2004 - Posted by: #1
the day is mine!!!!!!
02.15.2004 - Posted by: RiotLike
the games a rip-off! i hit that thing right on drummer's brown eye and at maximum power and it didn't beat mudzo... bull shit
02.15.2004 - Posted by: webmaster(bater)
whack-a-drummer is on its way, later tonight. the whole world waits with (master) bated breath.
02.15.2004 - Posted by: RiotLike
tell slapnuts to finish whack-a-drummer... i need to take out some frustration
02.13.2004 - Posted by: rash
that itchiness... it's a rash from mudzo
02.12.2004 - Posted by: fuck that
my balls itch. so there.
02.12.2004 - Posted by: fuck this
my balls hurt
02.11.2004 - Posted by: Kitty
(.)(.) ummmm BREASTS!
02.10.2004 - Posted by: longlostmember
metrosexuals they all are! stonedriver/truckdriver, mudzo and drummer! with the up comming transverse of holidays I assume maddness will take its toll. please have exact change.
02.09.2004 - Posted by: aren't
riotlike makes a good point. i aren't agree that aren't penis aren't aren't homo aren't hetero aren't aren't aren't like boner aren't uh yes. so aren't keep that in aren't mind next time you aren't.
02.09.2004 - Posted by: RiotLike
*aren't male genitalia out... fuck, i'm a dumbass
02.09.2004 - Posted by: RiotLike
I believe it's spelled "faggotry", and any room where there aren't male genitalia aren't out is way too hetero. Down with hetero-ness in the basement!
02.07.2004 - Posted by: woody
boner makes a good point.
02.03.2004 - Posted by: boner
uu=====D- - - - - ():
02.02.2004 - Posted by: Jen
When Mar stated previously to have more shows so she could talk to people, i think she really meant was so she could try and make out with people... which is basically the same... kinda, we can pretend it is for her sake.
02.02.2004 - Posted by: mar
drummer = the shit, so therefore, his band = even more the shit. have more basement shows so i can get really drunk and try to talk to people. <3
02.02.2004 - Posted by: alien
You guys ROCK... even with all the fagotry!
02.02.2004 - Posted by: Kitty
You suck giraffe nuts. Mew.
01.23.2004 - Posted by: michael bolton
cool show in the basement. see you guys next time.
01.12.2004 - Posted by: toongaa
yeah, it flips out and chops someones head off and goes...kwa.
01.12.2004 - Posted by: RiotLIke
so dan's beard is basically a ninja?
01.11.2004 - Posted by: Bob
Im that kid from Erie, hope the hangover is better. Well its been great knowing the great men that are U.T.M. Keep rocking balls boys
01.08.2004 - Posted by: amy
this band rockd my world twice lol and all the members ahhhhhhhhhh
01.05.2004 - Posted by: a REAL beer drinker
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Your "beer baricade" in your pics thing has coke cans in it. Whats up with that pussies?
01.05.2004 - Posted by: johnny dakota
i heard dan's beard is so bad ass that sometimes it just flips out and chops peoples heads off for no reason. is that true? plus, you guys need to post some more pictures so we teenage girls have more whack off material.
01.05.2004 - Posted by: loach stergis
this site kicks major ass
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